dear body: sorry i've neglected working you for the past few weeks. i know you're retaliating & trying to prove something with me here, but please continue to fit into jeggings for a few more days.
dear hair: sorry i haven't styled you once in the past month.
*the good news is: your bangs are almost long enough to fit into a ponytail without a bobby pin.
*the bad news is: your bangs are almost long enough to fit into a ponytail without a bobby pin.
dear eyebrows/legs/armpits: sorry that you haven't seen a razor blade or tweezers in weeks. you're getting out of control, & i'll get around to taming you here soon.
dear stomach: sorry for all the crap you've had to digest lately. no time & no money don't result in a great supply of healthy food. or food at all.
dear eyes: sorry that you can't see well & that i haven't ordered new glasses & contacts for you to have to help that.
dear brain: sorry for the excessive amount of information you've had to cram into your personal space. you probably won't have to remember it much longer, just remember it long enough to produce a good grade please.
on the plus side, you all will be receiving your individual attention in t-minus 2 days when finals are over & i can focus my time & energy on you. so be ready. cause some things are gonna change with all of you. until then, thanks for being great sports & being so understanding.
hahaha this was great. loved it, and feel ya.
ReplyDeleteTwo days cannot come fast enough. Hang in there and hope your brain survives all of that knowledge.
ReplyDeleteLove ya,
Mom