literally that desperate

things i would rather do than take my biology & philosophy finals:

1. eat bacon.

2. get my blood drawn.

3. change 10 dirty diapers.

4. sleep on a sharp rock.

5. hold a cat. 

6. run a marathon with a rock in my shoe.

7. shave my head.

8. let a dog lick my face.
9. drink hot chocolate.
10. step on a nail.

11. have a bird poop on my head.

12. walk across scalding concrete.

13. burn my tongue.

14. have a million box elder bugs covering my room.
15. stir gravy for an hour.

16. weed an acre of land.
17. eat an entire cake.
18. have a swollen face for a week again.
19. go on a date with hitler.

20. blog & complain about it.